You make me so happy! My desi If it should happen that Daddy doesn’t get you off while you’re screwing don’t ever say, “That’s okay, Daddy, I’ll just finish the job myself.” And if your daddy is a slow learner just grin and bear it and think of you and your vibrator later rather than hand him a pen and paper and tell him to take notes. And you have never even heard of such a disgusting practice. Then, when you’re chopping cucumbers and she is whacking them with a vengeance while complaining that her husband still wants sex, offer to serve as a surrogate.Even if the old battleaxe does give you a few pointers, don’t use them on your daddy. Be prepared how to deal with any embarrassing situations that might give daddy a limp dick before you get the opportunity to make it limp yourself. Probably sooner. Maybe your daddy wants to be told what to do. Watch how you talk to your daddy.
