Main ladki nahi aurat hu, aur tumhari maa bhi. Kabhi koi party ya shaadi ho to saree pehanti thi.Ek din jab main aur maa shopping karne gaye, tabhi mom ko ek phone aaya. My desi Tumne mere saamne kabhi aise shabd istemaal nahi kiye. Uske chehre par saaf-saaf darr aur sharam jhalak rahi thi. But unko dekh kar koi mota nahi kahega. Lekin maa ghar mein akeli rehti.Main bachpan se zyadatar ghar mein hi rehta tha, aur computer, xbox pe games khelta rehta tha, aur koi dost nahi the. Aur maine kabhi kisi ladki se dosti nahi ki. Tum mere bete ho, aur wo galat hoga.Me: Beta ho ya mard ho, kya farak padta hai mom? Aur ye MILF kya cheez hai?Me: Aap MILF nahi jaanti?Mom: Nahi.Me: Jhooth mat bolo mom, aapko sab pata hai.Mom: Nahi baba sach mein.Mujhe pata tha Mom naatak kar rahi thi.
